just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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