it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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