I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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