I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
