and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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