Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so let's talk penis.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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