so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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