Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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