I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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