i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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