If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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