Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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