They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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