We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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