So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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