i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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