And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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