): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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