repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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