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my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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