Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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