Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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