Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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