So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
