I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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