HIV tests are more positive than that guy
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Vodka?
Forever.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i think i just lost a toe
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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