Having a random hookup so left but love u
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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