Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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