the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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