I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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