You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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