Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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