It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
