i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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