it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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