I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize