People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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