We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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