and i looked up. we had an audience...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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