Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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