Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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