sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
