dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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