belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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