Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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