What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Threesome in a minivan. New low
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Dear god my vagina.
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