your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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