I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Every concussion has its silver lining
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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