So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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