Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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