Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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