Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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