I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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