Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I have feelings that need drinking.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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