omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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