I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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